During my apartment search last month, I came across this converted 1 bedroom that became a 3 bedroom in Chinatown! It wasn't exactly how the ad said it was:
"FOR RENT $900/mo, Security Deposit, Large 10x10 bedroom, Sun-drenched (I hate the way people use this description!), Good location - near a train "
If I could describe it myself, I would put an ad saying:
"FOR RENT $900/mo, Overpriced small-medium sized 10 x 10 bedroom (free dilapidated bed, no closets, no storage), Windows in bedroom - (warning: don't look out, unless you wanna be shot dead), Location is in Manhattan (the moldy portion of Manhattan. oh, and the train is about a thousand steps away... start counting!)"
These apartment ads crack me up.
I even saw one on Craiglist, which caught my attention immediately! Imagine, only $450/mo for an East Village apartment! I read on anxiously...
"Roommate must occasionally walk around naked. I am not pyscho, not a nudist. I am normal and not even after sex. I just appreciate women in the nude."
Wait, is there a new definition of normal? Lemme check with Webster: The New York Edition.
Anyway, I found my apartment without even lifting a finger (I guess to me that's the lucky part). I posted a normal (by my definition) Craigslist ad, and my landlord e-mailed me! I checked the place out - and I liked it. It's nothing compared to our very spacious multi-storey home back in Manila - but this is over-populated New York. You can't find space here, unless you are The Donald.
I live literally in the heart of Manhattan, I have a doorman, a walk-in closet, a queen size bed, privacy and a great view of the Chrsyler building. The location is perfect, so I can come home as late as I want! I couldn't practice my cooking skills (or the lack thereof) though, since my kitchen is so tiny! So is my fridge! But that's ok, you can't have everything for less than a thousand bucks :)
Here is a photo of the view from my "super" deal, or what made people think I'm lucky for.
I believe them, though, but I am luckier in other ways.
But let's save that for my next blog!

Apartment view at night