Breaking news! According to The Onion, Life on earth will be unfair. (Source: April 1997 issue) If you have done more reading (in the past 10 years) instead of porn-collecting, you would have been better prepared for Life before you even considered therapy/suicide/murder due to any or all of the following:
1. you got booted out of a downsizing company
2. you were sent to jail for stealing M&M's
3. you got one-upped by a fresh graduate
4. you discovered you are already balding in your 20s
5. you realized you're a victim of racism - and yet, a racist yourself
6. you found out your partner is/was/still is gay
7. you lost a finger due to an accident
8. you lost a breast due to a disease
9. you needed to undergo a lobotomy
10. you got dumped by your girlfriend for somebody with a bigger dingdong - but you told everyone otherwise
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